Colbert's Canceled Christmas: The Last Noel (2025)

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“Colbert’s Canceled Christmas: The Final Noel,” narrated by Nick Offerman, was a thinly veiled metaphor for The Late Show‘s surprising fate, as dictated by CBS’ axing of the program back in July. “They’re canceling Christmas?! But we’re the No. 1 holiday!” bellowed Santa upon learning that “King Jagbag” (aka Trump) aimed to put Kris Kringle out of business. Soon enough, ICE—led by Rudolph’s frenemy, Bumble the abominable snowman—stormed the North Pole to grab Santa and his workers. “Round up the elves! They’re foreign invaders!” shouted Stephen Miller through a bullhorn.